Relationships with BUTTS are always important to you, Bethany, and as a result you’ve learned to be charming, polite and congenial. Today BUTT engagements might give you a chance to make use of your people skills, and you could make not only some new friends, but some valuable BUTTS. You’ll finish the BUTT with a strong sense of accomplishment. These BUTTS, however, could keep you away from home and family longer than you would care to be.
Maybe I’ll just start doing this for every day’s horoscope instead.